How to Train Your Husband
Ladies, it is actually easy to train your husband. You must be prepared to live by the rules you have been given on training your dog.
It’s all about the reward value. Rewarding your husband by cooking him dinner because he mowed the grass is a nice reward, but if you make him dinner every night, than mowing the yard really isn’t worth it. So, you must find something that is much more rewarding. For instance, not only could you cook him dinner, but cook him his favorite meal, along with his most favorite desert and have is favorite beverage cold and ready to drink. Place all these things next to his favorite chair and place the television on his favorite channel. Once this is done, fix your dinner and be sure to eat away from your husband so you don’t interrupt him.
Rewards will differ for each individual husband. Please try different rewards for different behaviors to find which reward is most effective.
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